Everybody knows that toast always falls butter side down but how about these tent-based tall tales? They might happen but, hopefully, not all at the same time. Forewarned is forearmed!
Guylines are programmed to trip up the unwary.
Problems with tents only develop in the dark.
Airbeds only leak and collapse when you're asleep.
Sleeping bag zips and drawcords always jam when you desperately need a pee.
Stove gas usually runs out ten minutes before the food is properly cooked.
Bottle openers and tent pegs are experts at hide and seek.
Emergencies never ever happen at a convenient time and place.
Nothing is really unbreakable.
Loo rolls on site only run out when you forget your own.